cannabigram:

Happy 4/20 everybody! Starting my day with a 3 strain blunt, one side kiefed up! 🌲😈🔥😁💨 by potporn Check out http://ift.tt/1dBNMlo

cannabigram:

Happy 4/20 everybody! Starting my day with a 3 strain blunt, one side kiefed up! 🌲😈🔥😁💨 by potporn Check out http://ift.tt/1dBNMlo

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iamjesushchrist:

Man, I haven’t slept like that in ages.

iamjesushchrist:

Man, I haven’t slept like that in ages.

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nippletowns:

When you go out to eat with your friends and have no money

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onetrueslayer:

Make Me Choose: Brucas or Leyton

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Because you kink your eyebrow when you’re trying to be cute. Because you quote Camus even though I’ve never actually seen you read. And because you miss your parents, but you’ll never ever admit that. And because I’ve given exactly two of these embarrassing speeches in my entire life and they’ve both been with you. I mean that’s gotta mean something, right? And because we’re both gonna get pneumonia. But if you need to hear why I love you, I can go on all night.

You did pretty good.

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nishlo:

tukut:

ur mom hands u a glass of orange juice. u take a sip. its not orange juice. its stirred egg yolks. u spit them all out. u ask ur mom why. she turns around. its not ur mom. its me. ur mom is gone. im ur mother now

these old spice commercials have been getting really crazy lately 

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phlynn:

remember when people choked on cinnamon to entertain the internet

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