mark-gaytits:

imagine if one day jesus and his disciples were eating bread and wine and shit and jesus didn’t even use a fork and peter was just like “dude were you born in a barn”

and jesus just

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bilbosexual:

assvengersplz:

petition for a road to el dorado movie starring chris hemsworth and tom hiddleston

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I’ll give you a kiss that’ll make you melt

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

if you cut your pizza into really small pizzas you can use it as a topping for a different pizza

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